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Question:
I am looking for a hookah to buy. Which hookah should I buy?
Answer: Purchasing a hookah is very personal to each of us. However, certain criteria are unviersal to Hookah Masters. Criteria: pipe is heavy and solid, not light and weak. Smaller hookahs will last longer, require less tobacco. Larger hookahs last shorter, require more tobacco. One hose hookahs are ideal, but multi-hose hookahs are also quite fun.
Question
How many people should be smoking out of a hookah?
Answer:
That depends on the hookah session, and your surroundings. Ideally, three people should be smoking one hookah.
Question:
Does a smaller or bigger hookah result in a longer lasting smoking session?
Answer:
In an experiment conducted by Hookah Masters, size does not matter. If the Setup Guide and Bowl Packing Guide are followed, a big hookah should last as long as a small hookah.
Question:
Does using alcohol make the smoke any thicker?

Answer:
Filling the hookah base up with alcohol does not make the smoke any thicker. In an experiment conducted by Hookah Masters, using alochol in the base produced a really harsh effect on smoking. It made it so difficult to smoke, the smoke stayed thin and the session was terminated early.
Question:
Is collecting hookah funds acceptable?
Answer:
It depends. If the hookah smoker is a regular, yes. If the hookah smoker is involved in the sessions occasionally, no.
Hookah Masters tip: Solve this problem by placing a hookah "tip" jar close by the hookah, so people are encouraged to deposit loose change. Write on the "tip" jar that all proceeds will be used to purchase hookah supplies, and will not be pocketed by the house.
Question:
When is it permissible to "tax" a hookah smoker in the session? When can a hookah smoker be skipped in the rotation?

Answer:
When they leave the hookah session to do someting else, tax the hookah smokere by skipping over their next turn. Everyone else had to wait, so leaving the session and getting taxed is only fair treatment.
A hookah smoker may also be taxed if they passed the hose in the opposite rotation direction. Take 3 extra puffs.
If someone constantly does not help prepare the bowls, light the coals, cut the aluminum foil, or clean the hookah, tax them if you're doing all the work.
If someone is being a hookah hog, you do not have the right to tax them.
Question:
Which way should the hookah rotation go in?
Answer:
The hookah hose should be passed to the left, or other established rotation.
 

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